Blurb:
When you
mess up your ecosystem to the point you’re on the menu, it’s time to call in
the calvary.
Specifically,
Earth. Blleburbk arrives outside a Pennsylvania bar and hops in the back of a
pink pickup. Bongo, whose husband decided he wanted to live (and poop,
apparently) in the woods, left her. Since a timberland apron life is not
Bongo’s goal, it’s a good thing her bestie, Delilah, surprised her with a
Florida road trip. One slight issue: they end up as ground zero for Earth’s
first contact. Now they’re helping Blleburbk, renamed Billy Bob by Delilah,
who’s halfway to stealing their hearts. He has to find Earth volunteers without
blowing his cover, and Delilah has the solution.
A
few quarts of makeup later, Billy Bob is ready to debut as a drag queen.
An
attack by a super creepy dude puts them on the run, and Billy Bob is running
out of time. Help, in the form of an Elton John impersonator, a shrimp boat
captain, and the queen of the Crazy Cute, Vivian Vavoom, may not be enough as
Mr. Creepy finds them, and this time, he’s not farking around.
Can
they get it together and meet the mother ship? Will Billy make it out alive or
be so much dissection fodder? Tune in for their first redonkulous caper.
It’s
Space~Snark~Booze time!
My review:
Check your brain at the door, remove all breakables from the
area and make sure you won’t disturb anyone; then kick back and enjoy this fun
filled laugh out loud romp. I giggle snorted my way through this tale of
accountants, rednecks and aliens. ET has nothing on Blleburbk. And amidst all the
laughter there is a really important story about sustainability and acceptance.
I adored this book and can’t wait for future adventures.
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